Hearts & Arrows.

(this afternoon)

Me: Hey, Cindy wants some suggestions for getting an apartment in HB.

Dad: Yeah, she can rent an apartment around here. Maybe by Goldenwest or something. She could probably also rent a house, or a condo *pronounced it like condom*, or a dup…uh…du-plex…

Me: Yeah I guess so.

Dad: *corrects himself* I meant CONDO, not condom, okay? A condom is um…uh… (trails off)

Me: -___-“